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Jokes

HAHAHA JOKES

Tessa Weinberg April 2014

 

-What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator!

-What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit Farts!....

-What do cows use in their math class?

A COW-culator!

-What do cows use to relax their bosoms?

A COW-ch

- What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta!

- What is a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

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